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Badly drawn pictures for some new words!

 

Wouldn’t it be cool if dictionaries kindly provided a visual representation for their words! A Pictionary perhaps. Not to be confused with the game.

Well, after studying the list of ‘new words’ to be included in the latest version of the Collins Online Dictionary, I felt inspired to pick out a few favourites and crudely try to create their subsequent pictorials for said potential book. Direct interpretation from their given meanings cannot be guaranteed.

Thanx.

(Yes, this word has been added. With the accompanying explanation for its meaning given as ‘thank you’. Please just hit the space bar and type an x will you, as the bigger person in me is going to assume its inclusion has been validated as it is part of a clever Lean initiative to remove waste from typed communications…. otherwise it is just a complete waste of time!!)

Bashtag

Given meaning: a hashtag that is used for critical and abusive comments

Pictorial representation:

 

Bashtag

 

Kapow. Batmen eat your social media heart out!!

Amazeballs

Given meaning: an expression of enthusiastic approval

Pictorial Representation:

 

Amazeballs

 

One bounce and you’ll be stunnedl! Warning, effects wear off after 30 minutes.

Fanboy

Given meaning: an ardent or obsessive admirer, esp a young man

Pictorial Representation:

 

Fanboy

 

Edwards rather less well known second cousin. Their relationship was snipped to pieces after a nasty fight broke out in the attic. It was dark up there and Edward grew tired of constantly relighting the candles.

Lollage

Given meaning: the practice of using the text messaging abbreviation LOL

Pictorial Representation:

 

Lollage

 

OMG CY, but FCOL IAT of ‘LOL’ and all its SOB friends! IPN, RU?

Text slang / shorthand?! translation for those not in the know: “Oh my god calm yourself, but for crying out loud I am tired of ‘LOL’ and all its son of a bitch friends. I’m posting naked, are you?”

Bunbury

Given meaning: to create a fictitious scenario that provides an excuse for avoiding unwanted engagements

Pictorial Representation:

 

Lollage

 

Chelsea locals are still outraged by the devastating mess left on numerous parks following the annual Bakers Bun Bury event.

I’ve thrown in a few more of the words for sentimental reasons…oh how I can’t wait to use them. Or maybe as I really don’t get why or how they have come to be. No pictures provided as I’ve exhausted my rudimentary paint / powerpoint cut and paste skills. But feel free to get creating!

Hangry

Given meaning: irritable as a result of feeling hungry

Comment / revised meaning: obesity gets its own vocabulary

Gazang

Given meaning: (of the seller of a house) to inconvenience (a potential buyer) by withdrawing from an agreement to sell shortly before the purchase is completed

Comment / revised meaning: if I find the house of my dreams but am suddenly victim of a Gazang, the seller will be subject to a serious bashtagging campaign

Squadoosh

Given meaning: nothing

Comment / revised meaning: none

Tiger Mother

Given meaning: a very strict mother who demands that her children reach a high level of achievement

Comment / revised meaning: a determinedly lazy individual who’s potential to succeed rests solely on their ability to live life vicariously through the successes of their spouse

Zing

Given meaning: a short high-pitched buzzing sound, as of a bullet or vibrating string

Comment / revised meaning: The name of a highly successful New Zealand mixed touch rugby “franchise” that I once played for… ha!

 

Please send us any crude pictorials you find yourself thinking of or post them on our Facebook page – the cruder the better.

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